last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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