69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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