sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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