i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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