So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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