Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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