Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Randomize
