im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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