I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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