It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
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I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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