i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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