it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Randomize
