You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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