Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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