she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
he puts the penis in happiness.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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