office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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