Midget sex pt 2 tonight
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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