your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
