she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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