so that wasnt chicken after all
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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