Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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