She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Drunk is not a location!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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