Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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