She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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