I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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