i just google imaged poop.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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