I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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