i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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