dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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