I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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