i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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