I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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