i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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