I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize