i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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