ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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