We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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