You really coming over, don't trick.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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