Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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