I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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