I like to think it a success when the cops are called
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
NoShamevember. You game?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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