I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
