Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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