You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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