i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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