and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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