If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
After tacos, we're chasing women.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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