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Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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