I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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