Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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