walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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Someone shattered a urinal.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I think your dad took our porno
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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