Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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